Me:  Baby, do you want a prenuptial?

R:  For all your debt?

Me:  Touche.

R:  Actually, no.  Because I’ll need you to pay for all my debt, too.

Me:  Fair enough.

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Me:  Baby, I need you to ask the maintenance guy about fixing my bathroom fan.

R:   I’m not man of the house yet

Me:  Yes you are. You take out my trash already.