I’m 109% sure that I’ve asked every person on my guest list for their mailing address–at least twice–after they already gave it to me.

I’m 6 shades of wedding crazy right now.

What’s your name? Are you on my guest list? You are? What’s your address? You sent it to me last week? I didn’t see it. We talked about it? Oh. What’s your name, again? Who am I?