I have been married for 18 days.

18 days ago I was doing this:

And then after that, all the wedded bliss comes. In the form of this:

And this.

And again.

And then we returned from our honeymoon.

And did this.

And this.

And this.

And I would write more.  But it’s 10PM and my husband, bless his soul, cannot sleep with me “clicking loudly,” as he told me last night. Ahem.